YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

[firemanharry]

322 - When you can stand up and proudly moon the world from the front bumper without fear of falling off. :lol: :shock:

 

[Accidentpron1985]

63. It has led you to your first arrest.

 

[Accidentpron1985]

RE: 1074612

dang, didnt know it made it this far
I guess that #323 then

 

[Sparky-Watts]

speedo calibration after lift

#324: If you've ever used an ice scraper to clean mud off your rear view mirrors!

 

[southtj]

Now Sparky, you must have missed my other post on this topic. The (un)OFFICIAL count conducted by me puts us at 293 now including your most recent one. Good one by the way.

See here: http://www.jeepz.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=326368 for the evidence. :wink:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Re: Forum Rules and Guidelines -- Why?

Yeah, I read it, but I was just keeping up with the count here. If I had posted it as #294 here, someone else would have nailed me for that, so it was a lose/lose situation!

Oh, great list, BTW!!!

 

[Wrangl3r93]

Zombie thread!!!

#325 When 15mph in 4th gear is fast.
#326 You know all the bumps around town and which direction they'll pull the jeep when you hit them.

 

[Poobah]

- Someone refers to your Jeep as a "car" ...and while you keep a calm exterior because you don't want them to think you are some kind of nut job or something, inside your mouth dried up, your head is spinning, and you want to scream that it is a Jeep, not a car, and they must be the biggest imbecile on the planet to have made that slip of the tongue! :razz:

 

[jeepin916]

What number are we on???

i was told to leave a self service carwash....

 

[dandoc]

#328: You see other people's Jeeps and think about all of the mods they could use and/or need

 

[chris_b]

I used to work for a company that would complain when my truck used to drop mud on to there car park, they said it made it look untidy

 

[fireman32]

#329 When your little boy says that's dady's jeep, I do like it and you couldn't be prouder.

 

[JackedUpJohn]

900. if you lose sleep worrying about hotwiring thiefs... and are already looking into hiding a manual master kill switch just to confuse a would be thief!


901. you can see daylight between the chassis and the body without bending down.

 

[Wrangl3r93]

20mph in 4th gear is flying

Edit: wow i just realized i posted that exact same thing 7 posts up. This thread is old.

 

[tlspost]

902: Your kids can say Jeep before they can say dad.

 

[larrymo49]

A 9 year old presents you with this:

 

[samo_4x4]

125. Your friends actually prefer you don't answer the phone on the road, top up or down.

 

[1989hog]

a cop pointed at me and motioned for me to clean my windows off, I smiled and pulled in the gas station

 

[TJ_Jeep]

When it looks cleaner and better muddy

 

[freedomfly]

When your roommate asks why you are so excited that the mailman brought you 11 hockey pucks, and you simply answer it is your new body lift..